Michael Vick: ‘I Also Ate Kittens’

Funny headline huh?  I was checking out the web and ran across this website called theonion.com

So I had to read this “story” about the former Atlanta Falcons quarterback who was sent to prison for running a dog fighting ring:

RICHMOND, VA—In yet another installment in his series of recent confessional and contrite televised press conferences, suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick apologized to his fans, teammates, and the National Football League on Wednesday for devouring the living flesh of four-to-eight-week-old kittens. “I did not by any means eat kittens for every meal, but I cannot deny I ate them,” said Vick, saying he felt that although this was not necessarily the best time, he should just come clean. “Kittens just taste really good, as their meat is lean, yet tender and surprisingly juicy. Oh, and eating them is wrong—I know that now, and I am sorry.” Vick added that he and unnamed companions would work up such an appetite from a long day of fighting, forcibly breeding, and slaughtering dogs that they could barely contain themselves and would often snap off their furry little heads and suck out the insides before they even left the parking lot, a practice of which he is now “very ashamed.”

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